Mga Nakakaaliw (jokes, trivias etc)

Liham sa Mahal na Anak

RiMoLei — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:15:19 GMT

Dear Anak, Naipadala ko na 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, pinagbili na namin ang mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng kursong DOTA, wala na din pala tayong mga manok naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo na NOKIA N75, ang mahal naman ng project na yun. kasama din ang 7 thousand dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA, anak malayo ba yun mag-ingat ka sa pagbibiyahe mo, isasanla pala namin ang palayan natin para mabili mo nag yung instrumentong I-POD na kinakailangan ...

It's joke time!

RiMoLei — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:23:38 GMT

Pilipinas:

Bata:Manong, Ano po ba capital ng Pilipinas?
Manong:Alam Mo walang capital ang Pilipinas.
Bata:Bakit po?
Manong:Kasi puro utang....

hahahah!!!!!!

Amazing Facts about Bill Gates!

RiMoLei — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:18:50 GMT

Bill Gates Amazing Facts 1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR! * * * 2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned it back. * * * 3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years. * * * 4. He can donate US$15 ...

Charlie bit me!

PM — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 09:54:03 GMT

Humorous Quotations

RiMoLei — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:13:22 GMT

These are quoted from some of the famous people. When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I�ve never tried before. MAE WEST Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint. MARK TWAIN I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the boy next to me. WOODY ALLEN Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. ABRAHAM LINCOLN The best way to give ...

Funny Signs

RiMoLei — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:41:29 GMT

Amazing Mashaa'Allaah

PM — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:47:28 GMT

Abu Hurairah, may Allah be pleased with him, reported: I heard Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: Allah made mercy in one hundred parts and He retained with Him ninety-nine parts, and He has sent down upon the earth one part, and it is because of this one part that there is mutual love among the creation so much so that the animal lifts up its hoof from its young one, fearing that it might hurt it. Hadith number in Sahih Muslim